Schlock: Kevyn, it's not fair. Just because I don't have armor, I'm not gonna get to plunder!
Schlock: You hafta make Elf let me come along!
Kevyn: I can't "make" Elf do anything. She and I are of equal rank now.
Kevyn: I will have to "persuade" her, using my manly charm and rogue-ish good looks.
Schlock: So a rogue is a dumpy bald guy with beady eyes and a chin-chilla?
Kevyn: Uh-ho. No plunder for you.