Captain Tagon: TAG, are you ready to execute?
TAG: I am, sir.
Captain Tagon: Commander Foxworthy, is the infantry ready for insertion?
Elf: We're in the sardine can and ready to ship out.
Captain Tagon: Ennesby, is the armor squadron ready for mop-up?
Ennesby: You spill, we'll wipe.
Captain Tagon: What do you think, Kevyn?
Kevyn: I need to pee.
Tough 1: We're not wiping that.
Tough 2: Hey, it's open channel night at the comedy club.