Captain Tagon: Commodore Shufgar, this is Captain Tagon aboard the Touch-and-Go.
Captain Tagon: I am prepared to offer you some very simple terms for your surrender.
Commodore Shufgar: On what grounds, Captain?
Captain Tagon: According to my tac-screen, we have twenty-three terapedoes cuddled up against your hull.
Commodore Shufgar: Sounds cozy.
Captain Tagon: And warm. Very warm, if they decide they want to snuggle.