Sunday January 19, 2003
Book 2: The Teraport Wars — Post Post-Dated Check Loan


Narrator: Police search for escapees from the local jail. . .
Sign: This space for rent
Luna Cop 2: Have you seen any of these three creatures?
Legs: Whoa, ugly.
Legs: I don't think so. It would be hard to miss something as hideous as that blob.
Luna Cop 2: Right. Well, thanks for your time, sir.
Legs: Ma'am. You see, I'm female.
Luna Cop 2: Oh, Right. Of course. I can see it now.
Luna Cop 2: Pot's calling the kettle black, lady.
Schlock: Hideous, am I?
Legs: Oh yeah. Ugly as sin, Sarge.
Andy: Yeah? Well I think you both could stand to lose a little weight.