Monday October 20, 2003
Book 4: The Blackness Between — Part III: Trouble in the Outjack


Der Trihs: We've reached ground zero. Elf, assist captain Kerchak with the search.
Elf: What exactly are we looking for?
Kerchak: Signs of heavy weapons.
Elf: You mean besides the grease stains down there?
Kerchak: Those grease stains used to be soldiers of mine, lieutenant.
Elf: Sorry. Attempting extraction of foot from mouth now.
Kerchak: Your word choice is NOT amusing.
Elf: Oops. My bad.