Monday May 21, 2007
Book 9: The Body Politic — Part I: King for a Day


Schlock: Hey, Elf. I need a new plasma cannon.
Elf: What, already?
Schlock: I didin't break my new one. And I didn't break my old one, Kevyn did.
Elf: So why do you need another one? Nobody is comfortable with you dual-wielding that kind of hot death.
Elf: I can tell I shouldn't have said "dual wielding."
Schlock: All I wanted was a spare, but now that you mention it. . .