Wednesday December 3, 2008
Book 10: The Longshoreman of the Apocalypse — Part IV: Fuller's Soap


Kevyn: I'm glad we had this discussion. Now hand over the plasma cannons.
Schlock: No.
Kevyn: I just explained the-
Schlock: I know, I know.
Schlock: You told me all the bad things that would happen if I used them at the wrong time and place. Mass destruction, deaths in the millions. I get it.
Schlock: But all that bad stuff can also happen if I don't have the right weapon at the right time.
Kevyn: I can't imagine plasguns being the right weapon this time.
Schlock: You don't get shot at enough.