Monday December 22, 2008
Book 10: The Longshoreman of the Apocalypse — Part IV: Fuller's Soap


Schlock: Control, Sergeant Schlock here. We got shot down, but I think we're all mostly okay.
Ennesby: Sergeant, what does "mostly okay" mean? The Captain would like updated mission status and a casualty count.
Schlock: Mission status will have to wait. The troops are kind of spread out. Casualties. . . just some bruises and motion-sickness so far. Nothing serious.
Chisulo: Get me off this rubber band now or there's gonna be at least one serious casualty.
Schlock: Corporal Chisulo might be a little rattled.