Friday July 3, 2009
Book 11: Massively Parallel — Part II: Barsoom Circus Command


Officer: Do you mind telling me what exactly you're doing?

SCHLOCK: Why?  Am I committing a crime?

Officer: I don't know.  I'll figure that out once I know what you're doing.

SCHLOCK: So if I am committing a crime, but I don't tell you anything suspicious, we don't have a problem, right?

SCHLOCK: Hi, 'Chelle.  My understanding of police procedures has more holes in it than I originally thought.