Wednesday July 8, 2009
Book 11: Massively Parallel — Part II: Barsoom Circus Command


NARRATOR: Somewhere under Marineris Dam City...

SCHLOCK: Relax.  There's nothing to be afraid of.

(unknown, offpanel): *

SCHLOCK: Like that noise.  That's probably just a comm that somebody accidentally dropped through a grate.

(unknown, offpanel): Hello?  Help me?

COMM: Hi!  I am a Samsony 9120!  My owner accidentally dropped me through a grate!  Please get me out of here?

SCHLOCK: Hmph.  I wasn't expecting to be right.