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Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
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NARRATOR: The Botequimed in Haven Hive...
Boy: Mister Sampaio, I'm back.
Mama-Vo drank the 'nostic, and then we waited ten minutes, and here's what she spit up.
SAMPAIO: Good work, little man. Let's have a look.
SAMPAIO: Blue, with flecks of black and silver, eh?
The 'nostic nannies are telling us she needs Professor Pau's Number Sixteen.
Boy: Is that one expensive?
SAMPAIO: They're all expensive, lad. But not to worry.
SAMPAIO: Have your Mama-Vo thumbsign this garnish card, and she can pay me once she's working again.
Just bring that back and I'll send you home with a bottle of Sixteen.
SAMPAIO: Now, where were we?
Sign: No Mer
SAMPAIO: Oh, that's right. You were explaining to me how eight of you got jumped during your own ambush.
TINO: They had a blob that eats people, and a flying robot with scissors.
SAMPAIO: Professor Pau's Formula Twenty-Three might work on a grown man who has clearly lost his balls.
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