Ovalkwiki - The Official Schlock Mercenary Encyclopedia
Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
One Cobble at a Time - the official site for Sandra Tayler's writings
NARRATOR: Baffler's Bulkhead, Haven Hive...
Sign: *over door, hand-written* ShepHard
MA SHEPHARD: *through camcomm* Hello?
SCHLOCK: Hi. Is Shep there? We used to work together.
MA SHEPHARD: *through camcomm* Jeremiah! What have you gotten into this time? Somebody's gone and dumped on our stoop!
BUNNI: Okay, Sergeant. My turn.
BUNNI: Ma'am, we're friends of Jeremiah Shepherd. Can we speak to him?
SHEP: *through camcomm* Relax, Ma, that ain't poop up there.
MA SHEPHARD: *through camcomm* Well, now it's not. She's pretty. It's about time you had lady-friends calling.
BUNNI: Hello. May we come in?
MA SHEPHARD: You come right on down. My boy is sure to be happy to see you!
MA SHEPHARD: Three beautiful women! Jeremiah, you've been holding out on
MA SHEPHARD: ummm...
MA SHEPHARD: Oh, dear.
SCHLOCK: 'Dumped on the stoop' is a new one.
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