MA SHEPHARD: Dear, they've mussed your hair. Why don't you take a moment to freshen up?
MA SHEPHARD: Last door on the right, down the hall.
*whispering* Be quick.
SHEP: Wait, Ma...
MA SHEPHARD: Shut your mouth around that cookie. You're getting crumbs on the floor.
SHEP: Mmm... *chew* *gulp* But the head's the first door on the right.
MA SHEPHARD: Oh, silly me. I sent her out the emergency exit.