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Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
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NARRATOR: Like most energy weapons, plasgun discharge has a very distinctive sound.
SFX: THOOM!
NARRATOR: Like lightning strikes, typically the shots you hear are the ones that didn't kill you.
BUNNI: That sounded like...
LEGS: Schlock's plasgun.
*shouting* EVERYBODY DOWN!
NARRATOR: And as with lightning, take cover when you hear a miss. God might be finding range by walking his shots.