Ovalkwiki - The Official Schlock Mercenary Encyclopedia
Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
One Cobble at a Time - the official site for Sandra Tayler's writings
NARRATOR: Happifun Rec-Deck, admitting foyer...
PAU: *shouting* Stop shooting! STOP SHOOTING!
ENNESBY: Four of them have to.
Security 3: You pushed the panic button, Professor. It's your show. Max isn't responding.
PAU: The blob and the robot came here looking for their friend. That should be him on the prep table behind you gentlemen.
Security 4: Big brown guy? Curly hair?
We barely got him here before you made us change clothes.
PAU: Gut-shoot him a few times, please.
SFX: BLAM BLAM BLAM
PAU: Oh dear. Somebody needs immediate medical attention. Are you ready to negotiate?
ENNESBY: I hate the "shoot the hostage" meme SO VERY MUCH.
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