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SCHLOCK: The cakes have been taken care of. How did the 'speak now or hold your peace' part go?
ENNESBY: They didn't do it.
ENNESBY: If I'd known they weren't going to do it I'd have just blurted something out, but no... they got to the end of the ceremony perfectly, no interruptions.
ENNESBY: Wait... Cakes? Plural?
SCHLOCK: There were two. Petey saw me coming, but he tipped his hand too early.
ENNESBY: I know Petey. If he made two, he made more than two.
PETEY: Actually, I made eleven in case you managed to do something genuinely unpredictable.