Thursday December 1, 2011
Book 13: Random Access Memorabilia — Part I: Read


NARRATOR: Meanwhile, in the operating theater...

ELF: I can't believe you let him get drunk.

SCHLOCK: I thought these boosts you guys have would keep him sober.

ELF: They keep us from poisoning ourselves.  Too much alcohol too fast and we go straight from buzzed to unconscious while the blood-nannies clean house.

KEVYN: Who's unconscious?  Where are my clothes?

SCHLOCK: See?  Sober!