Ovalkwiki - The Official Schlock Mercenary Encyclopedia
Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
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GUS: We call this world Oisri. It means "oyster" in an ancient Earth language.
TAGON: Interesting. What makes you think there's a pearl in the middle of this one?
GUS: Oisri is the size of Earth's moon, but it has roughly 1.2 times the mass of Earth.
GUS: Do you have any idea what that means?
SCHLOCK: Bath tub!
TAGON: It means I hope there isn't a black hole down there, because your scientists will probably dig it up and then it will eat us.
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