Ovalkwiki - The Official Schlock Mercenary Encyclopedia
Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
One Cobble at a Time - the official site for Sandra Tayler's writings
EBBY: Captain Tagon just scrambled us all back into the barracks.
So... WHAT DID YOU DO?
SCHLOCK: Our employer was having an argument about whether we were carrying guns.
SCHLOCK: He thought we weren't. Silly! I mean, what's he paying us for?
EBBY: If I had to guess, I'd say he is not paying us to settle arguments by drawing our weapons.
SCHLOCK: Really? That sounds like what we're best at.
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