ELF: You make it sound like it's all my fault.
THEO: Well, if none of what you're going through is your fault, you're powerless.
THEO: But if everything is your fault, you'll never be powerful enough, and it's hopeless.
ELF: Did you get that off of a motivational poster?
THEO: I reverse-engineered two posters and a tee-shirt. What do you think?