ENNESBY: Fortunately, the police carrying those stunners won't be modding them.
They're called the Jurisindependent Security Covenant, and they're more like a religion than an armed force.
ENNESBY: Their psych profiles are squeaky-clean, and their screening is tight. They'll lay down their own lives before they'll take anyone else's.
ELF: I guess they'd screen me right out if I applied.
ENNESBY: And if Sergeant Schlock applied, their screening committee would spontaneously combust.