Wednesday October 19, 2016
Book 16: Big, Dumb Objects — Part IV


NARRATOR: Research Pod...

CHELLE: Where'd you get that robot, Ventura?

PARA: From the crate labeled "non-redundant spares."

CHELLE: Non-redundant... What does that even mean?

PARA: It means "This is just a boring crate everybody should ignore because it's totally not a big box full of angry robot."

TARPAULIN: Mistress, I am not angry, but I would very much like to live outside of the box now, please?