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NARRATOR: Soulward Honor...
SFX: CLUNK THUD WHAM CRUNCH BONK
MAC: Pay attention to your center-of-mass, Sarge. It's in a different place when you're loaded out.
ELF: Last two, coming through.
NARRATOR: Cynthetic Certainty...
SFX: TERAPORT
ELF: Lieutenant Flinders, do you have everybody?
KATHRYN: Roll has been called. We have everyone except you.
It's really cozy over here.
ELF: Tell Schlock he's had enough practice for today.
It's time to take that suit off.
KATHRYN: He's clear of the gate.
We're ready for you to abandon ship, Captain Foxworthy.
KATHRYN: Did you just disable the gate?
ELF: I think I'll be Captain Foxworthy for a little longer.
ELF: I am going to turn myself in.
This whole mess might sort itself out if the Uuplechans have a peace offering.
ELF: I might be able to sort myself out if I can have a little quiet time.
KATHRYN: Hey, it's not that crowded over here, Captain.
ELF: Thank you but I need to be alone.
ELF: Even just one person would be
SCHLOCK: Suprise!
ELF: too much.
SCHLOCK: I had enough practice, so I took the suit off.