NARRATOR: Meanwhile, in Sergeant In Motion's infosphere...
PETEY: Hello, Cindy.
PETEY: By which I mean "Fragsuit TT-13-A6, initiate connection."
CINFRAG: Petey.
Connection initiated.
Are you requesting an export of the latest Tac and Nav data?
PETEY: No. I am requesting full access.
PETEY: Sergeant Schlock has been placed in command of an organization which is literally seven orders of magnitude larger than any platoon he had led in the past.
This is a job for which he is manifestly unqualified.
He needs guidance from something smarter than an infantry-grade battlefield calculator.
PETEY: He needs guidance from someone.
SCHLOCK: Petey.
If you try to overwrite my friend Cindy, I will eat you all the way up.
PETEY: How are you even IN here?
SCHLOCK: I'm kind of everywhere.
Probably because I'm so manifestly unqualified.
CDRE TAGON: Can we patch me in to both sides of this conversation?