Wednesday July 4, 2001
Narrator:It's a battle of the archetypes... The lone guard vs. the escapee.
Narrator:In this case the guard has 100,000 years of genetic engineering in his favor.
Narrator:Even the hardiest hero would wet himself when faced with such a formidable foe.
F'sherl Guards:I'm melting!
Haban II:(doyt) Oh, what a world, what a world...
Narrator:Fortunately, our hero had a bladder full of weapons-grade acid.