The other principal effect of our anti-aging treatment was an inability to reproduce.
And you retain the will to live, even without that basic, biological imperative?
We live for other things now. We find purpose in the joy of eating, for instance.
So you've got millions of years of gourmet recipies keeping you interested in life?
Well, we mostly eat a porridge of cave lichens and mountain grasses.
It's really, really tasty, though.
I suspect you've tweaked your taste buds, too.