We keep to our mountain home exclusively, contenting ourselves with watching the lives of our progeny from afar.
Doesn't that get boring?
Of course it gets boring. But every so often life's drama unfolds unexpectedly, and it's all worthwhile.
Like your friend over there. His story was riveting.
He had me glued to the 'set for an hour. I almost missed porridge-time.
Hey, that's my life you're comparing to porridge, gramps.