Friday October 4, 2002
Book 2: The Teraport Wars — Petey Promoted


Der Trihs: Okay, elf, it's your turn.
Elf: No it's not. We gotta hear from the new guy. Yo, Petey! What's the scaredest you've ever been?
Petey: That would be the time I spent the subjective equivalent of several eons trapped with a ghost inside my plumbing. All my systems were down... I had nothing to do but try to compute the extreme improbability of my plight, and dream of my eventual death.
Petey: Of course, i've been ordered not to even think about that, lest I go suicidal again and kill us all.
Der Trihs: Let's play something else!
Petey: Hey, I'm not letting you quit on MY turn.