That was a stirring eulogy, Reverend.
It was a truly fascinating application of ancient scripture. Especially the 'no man can serve two masters' bit.
Thanks, guys. I've never done a funeral for an artificial intelligence before.
We figured as much.
I think the "Petey's not in Hell for committing suicide because he had no soul to begin with" argument gave you away.
You're not eulogizing me when I die, even if it means I have to take you with me to make sure.