Saturday November 2, 2002
Book 2: The Teraport Wars
Post Post-Dated Check Loan

Transcript

Ennesby:That was a stirring eulogy, Reverend.
DoytHaban:It was a truly fascinating application of ancient scripture. Especially the 'no man can serve two masters' bit.
Reverend:Thanks, guys. I've never done a funeral for an artificial intelligence before.
Ennesby:We figured as much.
Reverend:Oh?
Ennesby:I think the "Petey's not in Hell for committing suicide because he had no soul to begin with" argument gave you away.
DoytHaban:You're not eulogizing me when I die, even if it means I have to take you with me to make sure.