Monday October 28, 2002
Book 2: The Teraport Wars — Petey Promoted


Ennesby: Sergeant, you missed one of their mini-tanks.
Schlock: 'cause the lid was open. It's unmanned. No threat.
Ennesby: Do you expect me to believe that during that orgy of destruction you were actually watching your fire?
Schlock: Whatever. Hey, you know what an open tank is, don'tcha?
Ennesby: Oooh. An invitation?
Schlock: A ticket outta here. I call shotgun.