Let me see if I followed this tale: members of your last crew mutinied, allied with your racial enemies to prevent a genocidal war, and when the fighting cleared there were twenty thousand corpses in your plumbing and a disembodied voice gargling from the toilets.
That is a succinct yet reasonable summary.
Forgive me for thinking like a mercenary, but have you considered the money that we could make on a decent screenplay?
The movie rights have been tied up in litigation for the last seventy five of your years.
Our contract lets us shoot lawyers for money! This is too good to pass up!