For this to work, you need to help that swat team believe you are terrorists.
No, no, no. If you burn the library down around them and eat their ashes then you'll really be terrorists.
I was thinking more along the lines of making absurd demands.
I've never even heard of the prime minister of ovalkwik.
Enireth Swat Command:
I'm just glad they're not asking for milk, too.