Sunday April 13, 2003

Book 3: Under New Management
Part I: The REALLY Clever Monkeys


Narrator:As the sergeant said, there's a reason they call it a 'blast door.'
Schlock:We're in! Let's move!
Schlock:Pronto, unwrap the package.Everybody else, secure the perimeter
Pronto:You're lucky you don't have lips, Ennesby.
Ennesby:No, you are.
Ennesby:Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a job to do...
Narrator:Three minutes later:
Ennesby:The suspect communique cannot be back-tracked through here.
Schlock:So this is a dead-end?
Ennesby:Yes and no... it originated locally. If Breya's group sent it, then they had to have been physically here long enough to upload.
Enireth Comm Tech:I could have told you that. Why does it never occur to you people to just ask these things?
Schlock:Now that's what I call a secure perimeter.
Enireth Comm Tech:Hey, i'm sure they would have caught me had I been trying to get out.