Friday April 11, 2003
Book 3: Under New Management — Part I: The REALLY Clever Monkeys


Schlock: We haven't done anything wrong, and the fight is over. When I get up, you can just forget this whole thing, right?
Enireth Police Y: Wrong. You resisted arrest.
Schlock: You never tried to arrest us. You just started shooting!
Veb: And you all resisted being shot, what with the armor, and the 'bullets don't hurt me' schtick.
Schlock: I really hafta get back to work. I'm gonna throw you through the floor now, 'kay?
Enireth Police Y: It's much easier to arrest shot people.