Thursday April 24, 2003
Book 3: Under New Management
Part I: The REALLY Clever Monkeys

Transcript

Enireth Swat Command:Captain, The suspects have not actually killed anyone yet. I'm not sure we can authorize you to use lethal force in a pre-emptive strike.
Tagon:Oh. Well, I suppose I could use the teraport to drop some troops in on top of them and give them a chance to surrender.
Tagon:Much higher risk to my troops, though. We'd have to ask for more money.
Enireth Swat Command:How's a 30% bonus sound?
Tagon:Plus a 2x combat multiplier if shots are actually fired?
Enireth Swat Command:Don't push your luck.