Narrator:Reception Desk, Psesah University Police Depot. . .
Enireth Dispatcher:University Police, How may I direct your call?
Enireth Dispatcher:I'm sorry, Library riots are emergencies. I'll have to transfer you. Please hold.
Automated Voicemail:If you'd like to report a crime in progress, press 'one' now. If you've stumbled onto a crime scene, press 'two.' For fire, hazmat containment failure, or life-support issues press 'nine' to be transferred to University facility management.
Automated Voicemail:You have chosen to report a crime in progress. For theft, burglary, vandalism, or loitering press 'one.' For assault, reckless endangerment, rioting, or telemarketing press 'two.' For attempted murder, murder, attempted suicide, suicide, attempted spam, or actual spam, press three.
Enireth Dispatcher:University Police, level two emergency call center, how can I help you?
Enireth Police Y:The report says that some Puddy-Sphat-Bilger boys started a fight in the library. Rousting the humans again.
Veb:*sigh* Oh well. We might as well get in there and help the poor, defenseless, annoying humans.
Enireth Police Y:They don't look defenseless to me.
Veb:Oh, good! Shoot to kill.