Monday July 25, 2005
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei — Part I: Big Schlock, Little Schlock, What Begins With Schlock?


Narrator: Captain Kaff Tagon, mercenary, is one of Petey's friends.
Captain Tagon: Petey, I need a new ship. You blew up my last one.
Petey: Everything I can spare is already used shuttling angry Admirals back to their home systems.
Petey: Besides, there was no contract between us for that ship. Ennesby took it here to the core and got it blown up, not I.
Captain Tagon: Yes, but no matter how hard I rattle this stupid maraca, I can't seem to shake a new ship out of it.
Ennesby: Petey, help! He's demoted me to an "it."