Tuesday July 26, 2005
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei
Part I: Big Schlock, Little Schlock, What Begins With Schlock?

Transcript

Narrator:Mercenary Commander Kevyn Andreyasn, Tagon's second in command, has just been rebuilt from the neck down.
Petey:Well, Kevyn, how do you feel?
Kevyn:Itchy.
Petey:That's an unavoidable effect of retraining an existing brain to "listen" to the nerve endings in new skin. It's a good thing.
Kevyn:I also have to pee like a racehorse.
Petey:How many times did I tell you that you're not supposed to drink the fluid in your cloning tank?
Kevyn:Well, I might as well find out whether these brand new kidneys are any good.