Tuesday August 2, 2005
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei
Part I: Big Schlock, Little Schlock, What Begins With Schlock?

Transcript

Doctor Bunnigus:Elf, I'm not sure flirting with Captain Tagon is such a good idea. He's our Commanding Officer, and there's just too much room for things to go wrong.
Elf:Like what?
Doctor Bunnigus:Come on, Elf. Don't play dumb here. Think.
Elf:Like. . . Me punching his lights out when he accidentally insults me?
Doctor Bunnigus:And like maybe next time he'll wake up actually remembering who hit him.
Elf:I'm so. . . *sniff* forgettable.