Monday August 1, 2005
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei
Part I: Big Schlock, Little Schlock, What Begins With Schlock?


Doctor Bunnigus:Elf, did you come on to the Captain?
Elf:Maybe a little.
Elf:The three days we spent together on that last op. . . Well. . . It was pretty intense.
Elf:I kinda thought he had started to notice me, so I dropped a hint.
Doctor Bunnigus:And when he didn't notice, you dropped him with a right jab to the tip of his jaw?
Elf:I'm such a flirt.