Wednesday August 3, 2005
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei
Part I: Big Schlock, Little Schlock, What Begins With Schlock?


Elf:Okay, so he's the Captain and I'm just a Lieutenant. So what?
Elf:You and the Reverend are engaged, and you're an Officer, and he's a Paper Sergeant.
Doctor Bunnigus:No, No. . . See, our relationship is different.
Elf:Because the ranking officer is female, or because the ranking officer is you?
Doctor Bunnigus:A little bit of both?