Wednesday August 3, 2005
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei — Part I: Big Schlock, Little Schlock, What Begins With Schlock?


Elf: Okay, so he's the Captain and I'm just a Lieutenant. So what?
Elf: You and the Reverend are engaged, and you're an Officer, and he's a Paper Sergeant.
Doctor Bunnigus: No, No. . . See, our relationship is different.
Elf: Because the ranking officer is female, or because the ranking officer is you?
Doctor Bunnigus: A little bit of both?