Wednesday July 27, 2005
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei
Part I: Big Schlock, Little Schlock, What Begins With Schlock?


Narrator:Lieutenant Ellen "Elf" Foxworthy and the amorphous Sergeant Schlock. . .
Elf:Captain, when are we gettin' outta here?
Schlock:The rest of the company is enjoying two weeks at the beach. We're ready for a vacation too.
Captain Tagon:Elf, we don't have a ship anymore. Petey here owes us a ride home.
Petey:All I need to do to get you out of my fur is give you a ride?
Kevyn:Remember back when Petey was generous?