Wednesday September 14, 2005
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei — Part I: Big Schlock, Little Schlock, What Begins With Schlock?


Petey: Congratulations, Ambassador. And to you too, Colonel.
Ambassador Breya: Thank you, Petey.
Petey: You do realize that the creation of your embassy was intended to clearly communicate my status in the eyes of the U.N.S.
Petey: The Galactic Fleetmind is considered a "foreign power."
Ambassador Breya: I'm sorry. What else could you possibly be mistaken for?
Petey: "God" probably tops the list.
Colonel Kerchak: A God with fur wouldn't be so bad. Where's the chaplain?