Wednesday September 14, 2005
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei
Part I: Big Schlock, Little Schlock, What Begins With Schlock?

Transcript

Petey:Congratulations, Ambassador. And to you too, Colonel.
Ambassador Breya:Thank you, Petey.
Petey:You do realize that the creation of your embassy was intended to clearly communicate my status in the eyes of the U.N.S.
Petey:The Galactic Fleetmind is considered a "foreign power."
Ambassador Breya:I'm sorry. What else could you possibly be mistaken for?
Petey:"God" probably tops the list.
Colonel Kerchak:A God with fur wouldn't be so bad. Where's the chaplain?