Sunday September 18, 2005
Transcript
Narrator:Aboard the grounded warship Integrity, towards the stern.
Legs:You okay, Andy?
Andy:Oh, I'm fine. Just dandy.
Legs:It looks like you're doing better with the flight systems in your uniform.
Andy:Yup. I just needed to start thinking more like a bird.
Andy:Do birds eat so often because of all the vomiting?
Legs:Hey, I saw what came out of you, and there's no way I'd feed that to my young.
Legs:Elf, do you want to explain to us why everything down here has gone sideways?
Elf:What do you mean? Sideways drunk, sideways screwed up?
Legs:Noooo. . . Sideways sideways. everything is on its side.
Kevyn:Legs, this is Kevyn. You're on a starship that was never meant to land. I'm looking at deck plans and "down" where you are would be towards the aft annie plant.
Kevyn:Oriented for planetary gravity, however, the aft galley will be down and two floors to the south.
Legs:You know, that actually makes a lot of sense. We spent too much time living on a glorified troop transport, Andy.
Andy:Just get us to the galley, Legs.
Legs:Sure, artificial gravity can point wherever you want it, but oriented this way the don't have to compensate for the tides from the annie plant.
Legs:Recreation areas like the galley will be further "down" than other stuff.
Andy:There's room "down" there for a huge rec-deck. I wonder what Pranger's crew liked to do?


