Monday September 19, 2005
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei
Part I: Big Schlock, Little Schlock, What Begins With Schlock?


Pronto:Wow, Elf, take a look at this.
Elf:Is that tankage?
Pronto:It doubles as tankage, yes. The way it's laid out though, I think it's a forty-eight thousand cubic meter swimming pool. . .
Pronto:. . .Lying on its side.
Narrator:Now we can say things have gone "sideways."