Thursday September 29, 2005
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei
Part I: Big Schlock, Little Schlock, What Begins With Schlock?


Andy:Captain! Elf! You found us!
Captain Tagon:Do you have any idea of how much water your little expedition turned loose on my new ship?
Andy:I. . . Umm. . .
Captain Tagon:I'm tempted to take a page from sea-faring pirates of old.
Legs:You want us to walk the plank?
Captain Tagon:I want you to swab the deck.