Friday February 3, 2006
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei
Part IV: Touch and Go


Elf:You know, as long as we're going to grow me longer legs, we might as well get me some bigger boobs, right?
Doctor Bunnigus:Uhh. . . There are two problems with that. First, it's unwise to compensate for grief with major body modifications.
Elf:I don't care about unwise. I want to be tall and sexy.
Doctor Bunnigus:Second, we don't have licenses for the gear we need, and there's no way the HMO will cover body mods like that.
Kevyn:License-schmicense. I just hacked a full hand-me-down rig off the 'net. It'll be fabbed by lunchtime tomorrow.
Elf:Great news!
Doctor Bunnigus:Doctor-patient privilege, please?