Friday February 3, 2006
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei — Part IV: Touch and Go


Elf: You know, as long as we're going to grow me longer legs, we might as well get me some bigger boobs, right?
Doctor Bunnigus: Uhh. . . There are two problems with that. First, it's unwise to compensate for grief with major body modifications.
Elf: I don't care about unwise. I want to be tall and sexy.
Doctor Bunnigus: Second, we don't have licenses for the gear we need, and there's no way the HMO will cover body mods like that.
Kevyn: License-schmicense. I just hacked a full hand-me-down rig off the 'net. It'll be fabbed by lunchtime tomorrow.
Elf: Great news!
Doctor Bunnigus: Doctor-patient privilege, please?