Friday February 17, 2006
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei
Part V: Glamour Assault


HTRN Announcer:Live from downtown Thricago, it's "Glamour Assault!"
HTRN Host 1:Hey, we love you people! You all look great!
Serge:Or at least you will after we get through with you.
HTRN Host 1:Serge, we've got a live one today. We filmed these two ladies shopping, and one of them is wearing a t-shirt, high-waters, and a bathrobe.
HTRN Host 1:So yeah, she needs a nice outfit. But can we trust her to make good choices?
HTRN Host 1:I think not! Check out that haircut! I've seen better looking mullets at the fish market!
Legs:You know, if we call the studio right now we might be able to save that guy's life.