Thursday February 2, 2006
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei
Part IV: Touch and Go


Elf:What about new legs? Can you grow me some new legs?
Doctor Bunnigus:I thought you liked the giant prosthetics.
Elf:Well. . . I like being tall. I figure if you grow me new legs, you could make 'em a little. . . You know, extra-long?
Doctor Bunnigus:Hmmm. . . Have you ever cut or colored your hair while you were in a bad mood?
Elf:Of course not. I'm not stupid.
Doctor Bunnigus:Well that's good to hear.