Aboard the Mercenary Warship Touch And Go
Corporal NIcholson, how are you today?
Ummm. . . Fine sir.
You're a good-natured guy. How would you feel if I told you we're going to extract General Xinchub so that Petey can put him on trial?
No trial. I wanna rip that fat monster into a dozen pieces an' feed 'em to something that chews for a long time.
Ohhh-kay then. I probably need to find a different lie.
Glad to help, sir.